My Ears Are Bleeding

Someone save us from this treachery. This...disgrace to humanity. Please, Jesus Cristo!

Britney Spears' new song. Or demo. Either way it's fucking crap. Is on the internet. It's dumb, it's trying too hard, but what else were you expecting? I mean, really. She's done. That woman needs to go find a nice place to live in the countryside, settle down, and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

Her new song - the title of which i don't know and frankly don't care about. It's not going to change it's lack of...goodness - is a slow loping attempt at a you-left-me-please-come-back-let's-have-sex song complete with chimes and a weird latin guitar bit towards the end. She's trying WAY too hard. It's completely obvious. Her voice wobbles in an annoying mono-tone way that's totally pathetic and nothing like the perfected wobblyness of, say, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Not that she was aiming for that. She was probably shooting for a Christina Aguilera type deal. Which so didn't work.

Possibly the funniest thing about this song to me is when she whines, 'Everyday I sit and kneel and pray: Oh sweet love can I get some?'

What kind of prayer is THAT????

It's the dumbest shit ever. Almost. If you gave me some time i could come up with something else. But like, this piece of retard-o-ness even has one of those R&B-ish phone calls in the middle of it, a la Usher's Confessions, where Spears rambles on about how she wants the guy (probably Federline if you want to go personal or whatever) to come home soon and 'oh, can you get some of - yeah that' from the store. Thanks.

THANKS BRITNEY. I THINK I'M READY TO GO JUMP OFF THAT CLIFF NOW.

Why the industry and media continues to feed her cause like this is beyond me. It's sick.

ugh. Now I'm going to go soothe my ears by blasting Bright Eyes or Feist or something equally as nice and GOOD.

----Aria----your neighborhood grouch :D