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No title.

Bored.

No title.

i've noticed that this gets updated just about once a month.

How....funny.

I've written a short story. I was very bored.

Here it tis for you wonderful nobodies. Its really just random. Seriously, you guys, this is not based on experience in anyway.

Chris might kill me for posting this. If her mom reads it. Ohhh well.

God. I've made it sound like its porn or something. ITS NOT. It just has bad words is all. I'll just stop talking now....

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Fuck my Life.

I look from him to her then back to him.

I say it out loud this time. "Fuck my life."

Pained, he's like, "Don't say that."

And I'm like, "Why not?" I really want to know.

He stares hard at me. "Your life isn't fucked."

Oh, it's not? I throw my head back and laugh because that is. So. Fucking. Funny. He should do stand-up.

"You should do stand-up." He would make a shitload of money doing that. Cause he's just so god damn hilarious.

"Hey, no need to be sarcastic," She says, putting her small hand on his shoulder. I stare at her. Who asked you to say anything?

Bitch. I turn back to him.

Him. He took my life out to dinner, did it, and never called it again.

Bastard. Bitch and Bastard. They're so cute together.

"Your life isn't fucked." He says it again in case I missed it the first time. I shrug. What can i say? Don't lie to me? Again.

She looks at Her watch. Watch. Who even wears those anymore? "We should go," She says.

He's like, "Yeah, yeah we should."

"I'll be in the car." What a saint. About to be a fucking martyr. He smiles at her retreating figure.

"I'm sorry," he says, "I really am. But i have to go." I nod. He gets up. "Sorry," he repeats and leaves.

Fuck my life.

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Teehee. Yup pretty much pulled that out of my head from the land of nowhere. Sorry if anyone doesn't like bad wordness.

Ah but of course, i'm forgetting: Nobody reads this.

I hate how this page looks so much. But i can't really fix it. I am inept.

Cheers, Ari

Inconsistency and Such Other Things

I really don't know how Stereogum, Big Stereo, Brooklyn Vegan, etc., etc even do it. This keeping up with a blog stuff. Well i guess because it's their jobs.....But that's not the important part of this post. The important part is....well ok, there might not be an important part. I just realized we haven't updated this blog in a while, rather I haven't updated in a while. Michelle and Chris never do anyway.
Anyway.....and now i've lost all will to do this. What was i even going to talk about? I don't know.

I suck at this. i think it's because this page looks so crappy. It makes me not want to write anything on here. Cause it looks so bad.

Coachella Dammit

Angst, angst, angst, angst, etc.

Greatest line-up of my young life and i'm missing it. Just wonderful.

Anyway, Dandy Apparel is up and running. T-shirts, get ur hot, fresh, maybe hipster t-shirts!

search facebook for Dandy Apparel in groups and you should find it. We're not shipping internationally or that shit. so if you happen to be reading this from like....LAtvia or something, Sorry kid, you can't have a tee just yet. But chances are no one is reading this. So it REALLY doesn't matter.

Anyway yeah. That's it. A small Update. Bye.

band of the day: belle and sebastian
song of the day: bitches ain't shit - ben folds


------aria

I'll Write My Love Wherever I Damn Well Want To

Sooooo Skull with Hair, he got a c&d form TWLOHA for a tee he designed that parodied the organization's shirt. What the fuck?

I've lost just about every ounce of respect that i had for them before (which isnt much. An organization for attention seeking sad kids...ok....). Like who fucking cares that he parodied your shirt. it's not like it's taking anything away from their organization. Theyre non-profit the last thing they should be worried abou it losing money. And as for losing respect, theyve already lost a whole lot more than they would have if they'd just let the shirt be.

w/e. I'll stop blogging about this now before i get any more annoyed and start sounding like some whining emo kid.

Just one last thought: TWLOHA, get over yourselves. A c&d won't do anything, its just a freaking scare tactic. Meh.

-lil wing

Mmm

Mr. Indie Rock of January 2008 (a.k.a a guy whose hotness i decided to feature in a post)

tscha.

Mr. Jared Followill of Kings of Leon:


take a moment to bask in his gorgeous features.

ok done.

song of the day: 'Nighttiming' - coconut records. (mm another hot guy....)



band of the day: Vampire Weekend

many things

Today actor Heath Ledger, 28 was found dead in his Downtown Manhattan apt. surrounded by pills. Authorities suspect that it may be drug related, but nothing has been confirmed.

So sad. The guy had talent. And he didn't seem to be a hardcore partier. He will be sorely missed.

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Speaking of hardcore partying.....



Ha-Ha Amy Winehouse is going to rehab. yes, yes, yes.....

Who's stupid enought o smoke crack ON camera. I'd be like 'hey, get that shit away from me,' if i saw one of my friends taping me. Psh.

And seriously, what kind of friend is that? Selling that to the media....dang. really shows you who your true peeps are. haha.

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Coachella!!

people are acting like the line-up sucks soooo much. But i'm excited. Sorry all you Radiohead fans, its good enough for me.

FRIDAY, APRIL 25: Jack Johnson, The Verve, Raconteurs, The Breeders, Fatboy Slim, Tegan and Sara, Madness, The Swell Season, The National, Animal Collective, Slightly Stoopid, Mum, Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, Stars, Battles, Aesop Rock, Midnight Juggernauts, Does it Offend you, Yeah?, Minus the Bear, Spank Rock, dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Diplo, Adam Freeland, Santo Gold, Jens Lekman, John Butler Trio, Vampire Weekend, Dan Deacon, Architecture in Helsinki, Sandra Collins, Busy P, Cut Copy, Black Lips, Datarock, Professor Murder, Reverend and the Makers, The Bees, Porter, Rogue Wave, Modeselektor, American Bang, Lucky I Am.

SATURDAY, APRIL 26: Portishead, Kraftwerk, Death Cab for Cutie, Cafe Tacuba, Sasha & Digweed, Rilo Kiley, Dwight Yoakam, M.I.A., Hot Chip, Cold War Kids, Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks, DeVotchKa, Flogging Molly, Mark Ronson, Turbonegro, Scars on Broadway, Islands, Enter Shikari, Calvin Harris, Boyz Noize, Junkie XL, Cinematic Orchestra, Jamie T, The Teenagers, VHS or Beta, Carbon/silicon, Erol Alkan, Yo Majesty!, Little Brother, Bonde Do Role, St. Vincent, Akron Family, MGMT, Institubes DJs (Surkin, Para One and Orgasmic), James Zabiela, Sebastian, Kavinsky, Dredg, The Bird and the Bee, Grand Ole Party, New Young Pony Club, 120 Days, Yoav, Electric Touch, Uffie

SUNDAY, APRIL 27: Roger Waters (“Dark Side of the Moon”), Love & Rockets, My Morning Jacket, Spiritualized, Justice, Gogol Bordello, Chromeo, The Streets, Metric, Danny Tenaglia, Simian Mobile Disco, Booka Shade, Murs, Dmitri from Paris, Autolux, The Field, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Les Savy Fav, The Cool Kids, Sons & Daughters, Sia, Holy Fuck, Black Kids, Black Mountain, The Annuals, Kid Sister w/A-Trak, Man Man, Duffy, I'm from Barcelona, Manchester Orchestra, Deadmau5, The Horrors, Austin TV, Shout Out Louds, Plastiscines, Brett Dennen

dang i'd love to go....stupid school


-aria

Update

Went to New York after Christmas. Took some pictures that i'd love to post. Only, my scanner doesn't seem to want to work for me. Which is unfortunate.

You know, i swear: About 60% of the people you see walking around SoHo on a normal dya are wearing skinny jeans. Guys, girls....everyone. It's actually pretty cool.

Man, it's really bothering me about those pictures.

Anyway, I found something pretty cool, that everyone should own. I know I'm gettin a copy.

It's a book called Mortified: Love is a Battlefield and it looks like this:



It's true stories of people's total Loserness. It's pretty damn funny since everyone probably has experiences like these that they never want to relive or tell anyone about. But the people in this book are brave enough to share with the world, and for that they should be commended.

[pause for applause]

So anyway, It seems like a great book. Go to to see more and hear some of the unfortunate situations these individuals have found themself in.

In other [late] news,

What's with Panic at the Disco ditching their ! ?? It's absurd. I think we should all boycott the change and continue to write 'Panic! at the Disco' and say Panic (slight pause for punctuation) at the Disco. I think they may be getting a little bit up on themselves....

Hm i had something else to say....Don't remember. I should really make a list before posting.

Band of the day: The Velvet Underground. (After Hours, i can't stop listening to that song...)

song of the Day: 'Lazy Eye' - Silversun Pickups. (Yeah, its old and has been on MTV. But it's truly a good song.)


------ari